Having angered the chocolate gods by not partaking of the glorious bounty they provided John knew he would have to make a grand gesture to win back their favor. He'd never actually performed the ritual himself and being one of the only practicing cocoalics in the area he didn't know how to find someone to ask. So he turned to the area he usually turned to for obscure information: the internet.
Thanks to the wonder that is Youtube John was able not only to find someone performing the ceremony, but also a step by step instructional video that showed him how to follow suit.
The most difficult part was getting his hands on enough Reeses pieces to fill the tub. But once he was settled in with the cleansing peanut butter chocolate candies washing his sins away he knew it was worth it.
You're damn right.
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