“Wooooo-hoo! Yes! Yeah, man!! Did you see that?! Woooo!”
“Uh… dude?”
“That was like, EPIC! Like myths and folklore and minstrels singing about it EPIC! Right?”
“Dude.”
“They’re all like ‘Hey! We’re a mob on infernals come to destroy your entire existence!” and I’m all like, ‘You… shall-not… pass!!!’ Boo-ya!!!”
“DUDE!”
“What?!?”
“Uh, want to take a look at your screen for a second?”
“Oh, shit. When did you die?”
“Somewhere around the time that you started shouting smack-talk about balrogs- which they so weren’t.”
“Damn dude- what happened?”
“I was casting my ass off and instead of protecting me like you were supposed to you went all berserker and left me to die!”
“Well, you shouldn’t be so… killable.”
“Uh-huh, it was my fault.”
“Look- I was just-“
“Totally ignoring the battle plan and doing whatever the hell you felt like, yeah- I noticed.”
“Sorry.”
“Yeah, well. The least you can do is bury me so I don’t end up as one of the mindless undead.”
“Bury you? No way, man! Hell, you’re lucky I don’t skull-fuck your sorry ass into oblivion.”
“That’s it!”
“Woah- what the hell was that?”
“That- was me- haunting you- for being- such- a giant- DICK!”
“Wow! You’re a ghost!”
“Yup!”
“Dude, my controller’s vibrating out of my hands!”
“Yep, Suck it!”
“How the hell are you doing this?”
“New expansion pack.”
“Seriously? So there’s like a whole other bunch of quests and stuff you do as a ghost?”
“Yep.”
“That’s so cool. I wanna die!”
“You will, I’ve been sucking your health this whole time.”
“Seriously?”
“Yep.”
“Dude, I’m totally dead! Fuck you!”
“Haw-haw!”
Expansion pack lets you hack your friend's hardware if they disappoint. I'll be annoying people in no time!
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